My car is outside. I really want to get inside of it and just drive away. I think that I’d go all the way to Chattanooga before I stopped. I’d go see Ruby Falls and fall asleep underground. I feel it would be good practice.  

But I don’t want to try them on and be all ahhh is that my but in a swimsuit?! Why does it look like? Can I make it not look like that? I don’t think so. Ohgod are those my boobs? Why do they just…oh come on I’m only 21 this whole ordeal should be much better than this. This is just ridiculous. 

No. Just no. Tennessee forever and Alabama sucks. 

I’m just in Parrottsville. Land of no internet. Well, land of my house having no internet. 

My dad has cancer. Supposedly curable. Sopposedly that is supposed to make me feel better. I’ve know for a few days. I’ve decided it doesn’t really make me feel a lot better. When the giant bump on the side of his neck starts to go away and the test and scans show up negative results that is when I can feel better. 

I blood orange cosmo. Yeah. 

Out of state tags: “Your driving sucks and as a result I have concluded that your entire state is horrible at driving.” Typically accompanied by a state nickname I affix to the car such as ‘Floridolt’ or ‘fucking Alabama.’

In state tags: “Your driving sucks and as a result I have concluded that your entire county is full of shitty drivers.” Typically accompanied by a rant of why that county is terrible.

Tags from my county: “You are an ass. Why do you have a licence? Jesus, everyone here just sucks.” Typically accompanied by much more cussing and a desire to go back to Knox county.